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*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable


Ve Neill applying make up to Michael Keaton for Beetlejuice. (1988)

Alfred Enoch in How to Get Away With Murder 1x01

If you heard me sing, you would just plug your ears and run, screaming, the other way. I promise.

Anonymous asked: You are a fantastic person and I thoroughly appreciate your presence in my life

This is so sweet, I can’t stop smiling! Thank you so much :) 




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails