like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit


basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”


if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

"I care about Red too."

"But she’s not your Mom. It’s different when you’re family."

hahaha I just remembered one time my brother, in the spirit of culinary experimentation, dumped like three teaspoons of cinnamon on the surface of my coffee, thus accidentally creating a full-on cinnamon challenge barrier between me and my caffeine


I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.